WOMEN: IF YOU DON'T WANT US TO LOOK AT IT, DON'T DRAW ATTENTION TO IT

 

 

Ladies, it's really quite simple. If you wear a low-cut shirt, I'm going to look at your tits. If you wear form-fitting pants, I'm going to look at your ass.

All the time, I hear women bitching about being objectified by men. "I wish guys would stop saying stuff about my boobs/ass! It really bothers me!" Yet they continually dress in a fashion that draws attention to those areas. It really bothers you? Then maybe you shouldn't have put on that spaghetti-strap tank top that exposes everything short of your nipples, or those yoga pants that allow me to see the outline of your panties. It's like putting a big neon sign next to something you're trying to keep secret, then getting mad when people keep looking at it.

The other day at work, I saw this girl wearing these white yoga pants with black underwear. She caught me looking at her, and threw me a huffy look, as if I was in the wrong. She then walked over to her loser boyfriend Douchey McDouche, who also proceeded to throw me nasty looks. It's not my fault your girlfriend's a whore, dude. She has a nice ass, which she made me aware of by wearing tight see-through pants. Am I supposed to not notice that shit? Give me a break.

It's not just adult women that are dressing this way either. I've seen 15 year old girls with tits the size of cantaloupes jutting out of skimpy shirts walking alongside their mothers. What kind of mother would let their daughter walk around in public like that? Then these mothers have the audacity to complain when older guys get turned on by the over-developed bodies of their slutty-looking daughters. If your teenage girl is walking around like this...

 

 

... you have failed as a parent. I'm sorry, but there is no reason on Earth for a 15 year old girl to be wearing a g-string like the girl in the above picture. Also, before some dumbass claims that the above picture is "illegal", the girls are clothed, albeit skimpily. I honestly have no clue how old these girls are, and only grabbed this picture off of some random Facebook to illustrate my point. If it's clean enough for Facebook, it's definitely clean enough for this site.

Yeah, you have the right to dress however you want to. But don't dress provocatively then get mad when guys stare or make comments. Don't wear a shirt that shows off your cleavage and get pissed because I can't stop looking at your tits. Don't wear tight high-cut shorts with the word "JUICY" or "HOTTY" printed across your ass, then turn around and get pissed off because I'm staring at your ass. DON'T DRAW ATTENTION TO YOUR BODY IF YOU DON'T WANT MEN TO STARE AT IT.