I Quit My Job

Last Thursday, I quit my job. Me, Sexy Manager Lady, and the two waitesses decided we'd had enough of our psychotic boss, and walked right out the back door. Tom is a fucking traitor, and stayed so he could steal Sexy Manager Lady's position. Oh well. It's not like I trusted him in the first place or anything. Once a white trash Kensington piece of shit, always a white trash Kensington piece of shit. People don't abandon their nature, they only supress it until the right time.

So what caused us to walk out? Our boss is psychotic and abusive. He constantly makes poor decisions, contradicts himself, and verbally abuses employees. In the two years I spent there, I saw no less than 50 people come and go. On top of it all, I was grossly and absurdly underpaid. He paid me $8 an hour to pretty much run his kitchen, and do catering. $8 a fucking hour. I could easily go anywhere in this city, and make at least $11 with what I know. But I'm beyond working under people.

Sexy Manager Lady and I are close friends. We have decided to go into business for ourselves. Our first plan is to open up a lunch truck, and make a profit off of that. After making a profit from that (which won't be hard considering our planned locations), we plan to open up our own restaurant/deli/catering place. Hells yeah! You're looking at what will soon be one of Philly's youngest and most successfull entrepreneurs. Don't worry. This site will still be updated. But it'll be like Maddox, with one shitty update every 4 or 5 months. Only difference is, I have an excuse and he doesn't. Fucking sellout. "I'm too busy to update!" You're unemployed. How are you too busy to update when you have no job? This is the second update since I quit on the 17th.

I heard that when my boss found out most of his staff walked out on him, he was so pissed, he could never speak l33t speak again. Now, he speaks like a normal human being. And to make matters worse, his Doom account got hacked that same day. Now, the most online gaming he does is play Yahoo! Pool, where he gets the shit flamed out of him by lame ass 13 year olds. He's incapable of handing out pwnage. Instead of beating off to lesbian porn and blasting Iron Maiden like he used to, he now watches episodes of Tech TV and listens to Metallica. He's become a total online pussy. Metallica blows.

Anyway, I'm out. Peace and chicken grease.

P.S.- I CAN FEEL IT COMING IN THE AIR TONIGHT, OH LORD. I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS MOMENT FOR ALL MY LIFE.

The only good song by Phil Collins.

P.P.S.- Hey Sexy Manager Lady ;-)

P.P.S.S.- LOL I SED PEEPEE.