I WANT TO BE A PIGEON

SUBMITTED BY LUCIFER

 

(NOTE: This was submitted to me by a fan, and was only edited for grammar as per the writer's request.)

 

They dropped on me today. Little flying bastards. Then I gave it a thought...

Pigeons are awesome. They can fly, they don't use fuel. They just eat, sleep and shit around. They don't even need to think about food. Rich and lazy fucks.

This is exactly reason why I want to be a pigeon. You can shit on people from above, and the best thing is, it is in your nature. You just drop it. Without second thought. Without calculating, without thinking, without hidden cost. They just drop their load. Naturally.

Pigeons don't care about latest trends, cell phones, new broadband offers, and what Lady Gaga is doing. They don't give a shit about breaking news. They just break it. From above.

Pigeons don't watch YouTube, so they are not obsessed with new Internet celebrities. Money-making, attention junkies. How can screaming kids with bad haircuts be celebrities anyway?

Perhaps pigeons are a new form of intelligence. They just shit around. In present moment. I bet Eckhart Tolle love pigeons. They drop it without thinking.

I have too much to drop. But I don't know how.

I want to be a pigeon. Just to let it go without thinking...