Oh Yes, There Will Be Change

With the election of Barack Obama as our new president, you can bet your sweet ass there will be change in this country. If you're looking to read an article about "OBAMA IZ A NIGGER N BLACK PEOPLE R STUPID N WILL FUCK UP OUR COUNTRY!!!!!!" you've come to the wrong place, and I urge you to click this link to go elsewhere. I also rushed to do this article before he was inaugurated and could take away my right to write this article, so it might be a little sloppy. Before you call me a paranoid conspiracy nut, look at the definition of a conspiracy. A conspiracy is a plot, something that was planned to happen. This will not be planned to happen. It's the last thing the elite ruling class wants to happen. Therefore, it's not a conspiracy theory, but just a theory. I'm not saying that I'm 216% certain this shit will happen. Nothing in this world is certain. Things are either highly likely, highly unlikely, or could go either way. Nothing is ever gauranteed to happen. I just ask you to read this with an open mind while remaining realistic. Jesus isn't coming back to slay the unbelievers, the shape-shifting lizard aliens aren't coming to enslave us, and the world probably isn't coming to an end. My theory is pretty grounded in reality, while leaving some room for what people might consider the unlikely to happen. I came to these conclusions by studying past national and world history, human behavior and nature, and current events. History has a nasty habit of repeating itself, we all know that. This is how Obama will not only fuck up the country, but the entire world.

First on the agenda: The Great Depression v2.0. That's right folks. The economy isn't going to get any better, especially by paying a private company to print more paper money, then giving away said money. How in the hell is this going to increase the value of the dollar? I'm no economic expert here, but isn't paying a private company to print your money for you kind of a pointless waste of money? Besides, it's not like ink and paper are worth jack shit in the long run. Same goes for copper and zinc. This is elementary school logic here, but it's a shame most people don't get it. THE MORE COMMON THE MINERAL, THE LOWER THE VALUE. I learned this shit in 4th grade at a Philadelphia public school, yet our leaders don't seem to understand this simple logic. Why don't we just use gold coins for money? Gold is worth much more than fucking copper or zinc. Pennies are worthless anyway. Round everything off to the nearest nickle or dime, and stop wasting money by minting these worthless pieces of shit. And now Obama is asking Congress for more money to bail us out. You're going to spend more money to make more money? Where do you think this money comes from, you fucking idiot? It doesn't just magically appear from someone's ass. People have to pay to print this money. I bet the average Joe Schmoe wouldn't even realize his taxes went up if it wasn't announced.

Next on the agenda: Complete breakdown of our national infrastructure. Remember the LA Riots in 92? Picture that, only nationwide. And it won't be started by some crooked cops beating some nigger and getting acquitted of the charges. It'll be started by some inept nigger who doesn't know the first thing about leadership, and fucks the economy even more. High food prices and mass layoffs will result in chaos as rioters and looters take to the streets. What happens when it's hard to enforce the law in a city? All the "THUGLYF4EVA YO" retards will be out in full force killing not only each other, but law-abiding citizens like you and me. A very stretched military will be deployed into cities, along with SWAT and riot officers. Meanwhile, everyone will flee to the boonies, causing the trouble to branch out to there. Obama won't know what to do, and he'll ask the United Nations to send in peacekeeping forces. American nationalists (like me) won't like this one bit, and will carry out attacks on the UN Peacekeepers. The resulting chaos will plunge the US into another civil war, possibly ending with several new nations. Also, fuck the shit Russia is saying. Those fucking commies won't get Alaska back, China won't get the western US, the northern US won't become part of America's Hat, the European Union won't be getting the Atlantic states, Mexico won't be getting Texas and all those other states, and those fucking nips over in Japan DEFINITELY WILL NOT BE GETTING HAWAII. Go ahead and tempt us you yellow motherfuckers. We'll make Nagasaki and Hiroshima look like a mere backyard barbeque. Here's what the Russians are trying to say:

 

I like how the only certain thing on there is Alaska going to Russia, as if the Russians are trying to say "We're getting Alaska back one way or another, and there's nothing you Americans can do about it." Stay tuned for an article devoted to these Commie bastards. This is war, Putin.

While this shit is going on, all the Middle Eastern countries will gangrape Israel and reduce it to rubble. Israel will cry "OMG HOLOCAUST NAZIS NEVAR FORGET BAWWWWWW," but since the only country in the world that still supports Israel is busy fighting with themselves, nobody will give a shit. Russia and China will assert themselves as the new global superpowers, and mock the US's apparent demise.

Meanwhile, back in the former United States, we now have at least 3 new nations. There is still chaos and instability, and the UN Peacekeepers got the hint and left after the United Nations itself was destroyed by an organized movement. The UN packed its shit up and went over to Switzerland or one of those other "neutral" countries. Some guy in one of the American countries will say "America, what happened? You used to be great, and now you're not. It's the fault of the former government! We must take back our country and restore ourselves to our former glory!" This guy will rally a huge following under his leadership, and will use it to restore order and re-unite the United States. He'll fix the country's problems, and everyone will love him. The United States will be reborn.

So now we have a reborn America led by some guy who basically came from nowhere. This guy was an average Joe like everyone else at one point, and he understands what's wrong with the country and what can be done to fix it. As the elite realize that this man is pretty much incorruptible and won't cater to their whims, there will be many assassination attempts on him. He'll live, and the elite who plotted it will end up being discovered and probably executed.

As America is being rebuilt from the inside, another conflict will break out. Some country will piss off Russia and/or China, triggering World War 3. The new American leader will be approached numerous times being asked to assist in the war. He will refuse to get involved, knowing history's vicious cycle of repeating itself will cause humans to lose their lives for no good reason. Instead, he'll choose to go before the entire United Nations (or whatever entity has taken its place) and give a speech that will result in a global armistice. He will personally oversee all negotiations, and effectively end World War 3. The world will laud his accomplishments, and he'll begin to offer solutions to the world's problems. Nations will begin dismantling their WMDs, and we'll be on the road to world peace. Eventually, his accomplishments will lead to his nomination to be the head of the UN. Once he achieves this, he'll use the carnage caused by World War 3 to convice the nations of the world to form one giant world government. Several nations won't go along with this, and will be labeled rogue states. In the end, the UN's army will subdue these nations, and the man who revived America will pretty much be the ruler of the entire world. Yes, this guy is that good at speaking and that manipulative. Christians will call him the Anti-Christ, and carry out attacks on his followers. The guy will have no choice but to declare global martial law, making himself a dictator. He'll persecute the Christians, while the rest of the world sees him as some sort of Messiah. Who knows how it will all end?

For those who have read the Bible (or at least Revelation), that sounds exactly like the rise of the Anti-Christ, doesn't it? The Bible is the best case against Christianity, but what its writers did was analyze human nature and determine that somewhere along the road of time, humans will fuck up so bad that a dictator will be able to take over the world. Whether or not you believe that this guy we don't know yet is the Anti-Christ (I don't), Obama will fuck up the country so bad, that it will cause the formation of a one-world dictatorship within 4 years. Well done, assholes. You just paved the way for another Hitler.

Alternatively, the same events could be set up by some white pride douchebag assassinating Obama and triggering mass race riots. If anyone reading this is planning to assassinate Obama because "He's a durty ol' nigger!", think about what you're doing. If you think white guilt is a problem now, imagine how bad it'll be if your dumbfuck redneck ass kills the country's first black president. Whites will never be allowed to live it down because a cousin-fucking simpleton like you couldn't get past "Dem durty niggers is runnin' our country!" I know that if I ever found you during the chaos, I'd make you wish you were dead. You got me, Cletus?

Putting the doom and gloom aside, let's discuss what Obama will do before he loses control.

The internet is considered to be free speech's last major bastion. It's pretty much impossible to regulate and censor everything online (unless you're the CULT of $cienotlogy, in which case all you need is a powerful legal team and money to bribe the judges). Liberal white knights complain that because of this, the internet can be used to spread hateful propaganda. It's okay for minorities to go on TV and rip white people a new asshole, but if some asshole 21 year old is saying the word "nigger" on a website, it's an atrocity and must be stopped. Obama will go to the UN and propose a global regulatory committee to oversee the internet. The UN is made up of every racial slur known to man, so obviously they will support this. The internet that you're viewing this site on right now will be scrapped, and a new internet will be designed, being pushed as "bigger, faster, better." If someone wants a website or a blog, they'll have to apply for a permit with the UN's Internet Regulation Committee. The UN's Terms of Service will make GoDaddy's look like anarachy. We won't be allowed to post any "inflammatory content," which will include any form of criticism against any group of people who can afford lobbyists. If my site were up on the new internet and found, I'd probably be looking at a $1,000,000 fine and at least 5 years in jail. If I was contacted by the UN about such shit, my reply would consist of a two word question: "Remember Waco?" I'd rather die on my feet than live on my knees. A website is a very frivilous thing to die for, but free speech is not. The United Nations needs to get the fuck out of my country. You are not welcome in America. If Obama gives control of the internet to the UN, kiss freedom of speech goodbye.

I'll acknowledge that Obama probably has good intentions. But the truth is, he's not experienced enough to run a country. The only reason he won is because people vote based on stupid things like race, age, and appearance. Also, being treated like a celebrity in the media helps. I'm no fan of McCain, but Obama got WAY more air time than McCain in the mainstream media. Every time I looked at the news, it was Obama this, Obama that.

Oh well. At least I'll be able to take care of some of the people on my hit list when the news paper looks like this:

 

Yeah, I know April 20th is a Monday and not a Tuesday. I just picked a random date in 2009. I hope to see some of you in the underground resistance movement against the UN.

 

 

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