Stop Being So Politically Correct!

Every American knows that minorities make up a good chunk of the crime rate. To deny this is just plain silly. But if anyone dares to mention this in public, they are automatically branded a racist, and constantly smeared by mainstream news (AKA the government propaganda outlets).

I'm in no way blaming this problem on their race or skin color or any of that shit. In fact, there is this hispanic woman I know who is the coolest chick ever (hi Julie). It's not so much the race as it is the environment which they were brought up in. The percentage of crimes committed by whites are usually done by whites who try to act all ghetto and shit. I don't have official statistics to back this up, but you can find them somewhere. What are you waiting for? Go find them asshole!

I trust you found them.

Anyway, I already said this in another article. There's a difference between a nigger and a black person. Same applies to a spic and a hispanic person. Also, I can't stand them cracker ass mother fuckers who be frontin' like they from the hood and shit. I'm lookin' at you, Eminem.

The real question is, what do we do about the crime rate? Well, as one of the top fore-runners in the 2008 Presidential Elections (I'm all over the news, don't be hatin'), I propose a few ideas:

 

IDEA 1: Murderers Get The Death Penalty

If you kill someone in cold blood, and are found guilty, you should get two years max on Death Row to appeal your case. After that time, you get executed. None of that sitting on Death Row for 20 years getting 50 appeals bullshit (Mumia is guilty). Two years MAX. After that, off with your head. This leads me to my next idea.

IDEA 2: Bring Back The Guillotine

People are always complaining how executions cost too much because of all the electricity or drugs used. Here's a simple solution to this:

Don't give me that bullshit about being inhumane. YOU'RE GIVING HIM THE DEATH PENALTY. EITHER WAY, THE SCUM BAG IS DYING. Save the tax payers a few bucks, and make it quick clean and efficient. No electricity or expensive drugs involved. Just a blade and some wood. Shouldn't cost more than $1000 to build a decent guillotine, and maybe $50 each time you sharpen it. If you sharpen it good enough the first time, you should get at least 3 heads per sharpen. Mumia will be the first person to be executed via the guillotine. Next time don't be so arrogant as to brag about killing the cop, then say you were framed.

IDEA 3: Rapists And Child Molestors Get Castrated Then Released

As much as those snooty doctors with 50 PhDs want you to believe, there's not really as much a control factor in rape as you think. 99% of the time, the rapist has some form of attraction to his victims. I use the masculine form here because women don't rape guys. Guys usually consent one way or another. I hate it when the stereotype of guys being sex-crazed pigs turns out to be true. Anyway, there's three major kinds of rape:

1. Serial Rape

2. Date Rape

3. Cereal Rape

Serial rapists usually choose their victims with some form of preference (i.e. blond hair blue-eyed, brown hair brown-eyed, black hair green-eyed, etc.) The trigger leading to this is usually a problem with a spouse or girlfriend that fits said preference. Too bad I can't pursue a career with the FBI, thanks to my Secret Service record. Fuck you, David Kipphut.

My definition of date rape is a guy meeting a girl at a party or some shit, then forcing her into fucking him by either holding her down, or spiking her drink. Guys like this should be killed. If I ever meet a guy who did this to a girl, I will tie him to a chair, then nail his balls to the seat. After that I'll kill his family in front of him with his eyes taped open. I'll cut up his mother and forcefeed her to him. Okay, no more talking about that.

Cereal rapists are just fucking weird, and serve no purpose in this article other than comedy.

Anyway, neither of the two typical rapist profiles imply control issues. It seems the prisoners giving this information are simply telling the doctors and census people what they want to hear. However, I will concede that there are probably some cases involving control. It's just not as many as you're lead to think. This is a prime example of overly-conceited cocky assholes making humans to be more complex than they really are. Same goes for probably half or more of these "theories."

As for child molestors, they usually have a fetish for young girls/boys, which is pretty much sexual attraction. I'm not talking about "I don't care if I'm 20, I'd fuck that hot 15 year old." I'm talking about 30-some year old guys who get off fucking 7 year olds and shit. Fathers who molest their daughters are probably one of the few cases of rape being a control issue. Note the emphasis on "probably". I haven't figured it out yet, because I usually get too pissed off at the scum bag and want to sodomize him with a baseball bat covered in nails. Okay AJ, calm down for a minute, and focus. The people don't want to read about your violent fantasies. Wait a minute, how many people even want to read my site? Oh yeah, the guy who owns Yozuki Drive does. I was honored to find that he had linked me, so here's a link to you bro.

Anyway, by castrating these abominations to the human race, you not only ensure they aren't repeat offenders, but you also free up space in prisons for people who actually need it, like robbers or people who commit involuntary manslaughter. Also, it saves us tax payers a fortune. People like to tell me "They'll find other ways to rape women!" Why would they commit rape if there's no sexual gratification involved? It's like me wanting to bone Hillary Clinton. I know if I did, my dick would fall off from embarrassment. It'd be all like "AJ, your standards are too fucking low. Call me when you decide to bang that chick from Criminal Minds." Agent Prentiss is fucking hot.

I'm in a hurry to get this article up, so I'm done with it.