Want to Make the News? Draw a Swastika on a Wall.

 

At this point, it should be a given that the American media is biased, censored, and a useless propaganda outlet. I was busy getting my dick sucked by this hot chick, and the TV across from me happened to be displaying the news. A picture of my old elementary school came up, catching my attention. I told the bitch to stop making slurping noises for a moment so I could hear the story.

Apparently, someone had spray-painted swastikas on one of the school's walls. HOLY FUCKING SHIT! Call the Army, call the Navy, call the Marines! Declare martial law, suspend the Constitution, and establish a fascist dictatorship where dissenters get shipped to "relocation" camps set up by FEMA, because we have a swastika on a wall!

Is it really that easy to make the news? If so, I'm going to become a legend when I go paint a mural of Hitler on a synagog. I remember when I spray-painted "Fuck Niggers" and "KKK" on the wall of my local high school. All that happened was some stupid high school kids threw eggs at the wall the next day, and it was painted over. Not even one lousy white kid got jumped. Or when I spray-painted a pentagram on the steps of my sister's Catholic school. Man, I was so fucking rebellious back then. I sure showed those Christians. I bet it took the maintenance staff 3 whole minutes to powerwash it off.

The mainstream media in America is the biggest fucking joke. Don't get me wrong. Sites like PrisonPlanet are just as bad. Alex Jones is a fat fear-mongering piece of shit. Yes, I agree that 9/11 was an inside job, and there is a group of rich people trying to establish a one-world government. But all Alex Jones is doing is bull-horning corners and making an ass out of both himself and the 9/11 Truth Movement. He offers zero ways to fight the "New World Order," instead simply using it to get people riled up and worried. I'm going to do what Alex Jones won't, and give you a way to fight it. When the shit hits the fan, and America becomes a dictatorship, grab a semi-automatic rifle and:

Seriously. If some jack-booted thugs came barging into my house for no reason, I wouldn't tuck my tail between my legs like a little bitch and "come quietly." I'd try to take down as many of those motherfuckers as I could with an AK-47 before I went down in a hail of gunfire. Even better if they're US Army meatheads. I'm not saying people should go out and start killing cops and soldiers right now. I'm telling you that when (not if, but when) the shit hits the fan in this country, have some balls and fight for your freedom. Remember, there's probably going to be a good chunk of cops and soldiers who won't want to hassle innocent people, and will take your side. But of course there's always the braindead fucks who think they have to follow orders no matter what, or the sick fucks who just enjoy beating defenseless people. Blowing up buildings and killing innocent people is terrorism. Blasting away some SWAT Team or US Army fucks who are trying to throw you in an American gulag is not.

See? I just offered you the solution Alex Jones didn't.

The news is so full of bullshit, I dread opening the newspaper or turning on the TV. All they try to do is get ratings. Okay, the lady who does the weather is hot, but I just want to know if I need to wear my hoody today:

Dorothy Krysiuk of Fox 29 News. You'll never hit this, so don't even bother oogling at her.

 

What's wrong with simply reporting the news? Why do we need "liberal" or "conservative" stations? Can't I just hear what happened without some bullshit spin to it?

It's obvious the shape-shifting Reptilian Jews control the media. I don't care. I'd still fuck Diana from V: The Miniseries even though she's a Visitor/Jew:

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Since this site isn't getting enough traffic to my liking, I'm going to go draw a swastika on the local high school, and spraypaint this website's address under it. Then, when the news shows pictures of it, everyone will see the address to this website. That will surely get me more traffic. Either that or it'll help the police find me and arrest me.

Time to go buy a can of red Krylon.