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A Tribute to Hot Moms

It's Mother's Day, so I would like to take a minute to honor all those hot moms out there. You know who you are. But not you. Yeah, I'm talking to you, the 400 pound bitch with sand in her vagina, the one who blames Grand Theft Auto games for Virginia Tech.

Women are like a fine wine. They grow better with age. Or something like that. I can't be bothered to look it up. But you get the jist of what I'm saying, right? I like older women.

Some might say that if a woman has kids, her pussy is loose. I don't know for sure, but I think they have some kind of cream for that now. And besides, by that time, the woman's mastered pleasing men, so she would definitely be able to make up for a stretched vagina.

Besides, a lot of older women are smoking hot. Take this woman for example:

harrysmom

Would you be able to tell she's 45? I sure wouldn't. Sure, it looks like she has a lazy eye, sorta, kinda, not really. But that only turns me on more. And by posting her picture, I'm not only demonstraing my taste in women, but I'm also saying fuck you to this dude I hate, because that's his mom. Take that, asshole. Yeah, I want to fuck your mom, and so do most of the people who are reading this. How does it feel having people objectify your mom like she's some kind of whore? It hurts, doesn't it? Yeah, I know. Everyone seems to have slept with my mom these days. Everywhere I go, people tell me they slept with her, and that she's good in bed. I've never verified it myself, but it must be true, because the majority can never be wrong, right? For further demostration of this point, see "George W. Bush, Re-election of."

But seriously, hot moms are the fucking best. There are 5 4 types of females I like: Red-heads, Black hair with green eyes, 30 to 50 year old women, ~~13 year olds,~~ and emo-looking chicks. Out of those choices, my personal favorite is the 30 to 50 year old women. Sadly to say, MILFs usually can't co-exist with any of the other things mentioned, although there's this hot red-head MILF who I always see out back of where I work. Goddamn, she has a nice fucking ass. And I think she's like 30. Or at least 29.

I gotta go rub one out now. Happy Mother's Day!