MEDIA

If you are by some freak chance a member of the press and wish to initiate correspondence with me regarding this website and/or its material, my email address is at the bottom of every single page on this website. As of this time, the volume of emails I receive is low, but if you wish to distinguish yourselves as members of the press, make your subject line "Media" or some variant of it.

If you are a member of the press looking to use a sample of my writing in your works, all I require are two things:

-Email me and ask permission first.

-Credit me appropriately for the content you use. A link to the original article is greatly preferred, but if your employer doesn't allow the linking of adult content or whatever inane classification this site falls under these days, crediting my moniker "Angry Jerk" will suffice.

There will be no charge to use my content if you ask first. However, if you want to be sneaky and plagiarize my work to make a quick dime, I'll assume you want me to hassle you, your family, your close associates, and your coworkers non-stop until you pay me $5,000. I don't expect to have to do this, since all you need to do is email me and ask nicely.

For those who have seen this page before, I decided it was kind of pointless to archive all my created content, since I don't have that much.

If you are someone's legal representative looking to file a lawsuit against me for something, why the fuck are you at this page? It clearly says "Media". Are you the media? No, you're not, you fucking dumbass. Go here for legal stuff.

 

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