TROLLED!: MAGIC THE GATHERING

 

Upon checking my site's email, I was shocked to see that someone had sent me not only fan mail, but a submission for BANNED! Questionable spelling and grammar aside, I got some laughs out of this submission, and I've decided to add it.

 

Either that or he could buy a hooker, and hopefully get AIDS and die.

 

Hellcaster made a very legitimate argument. It would have worked, had Showsni not played his Lvl. 64 Logic Shield, i.e. reassuring himself he's smarter than everyone else, and crying himself to sleep because people hate him.

 

Anyone who takes 3 or 4 minutes to shuffle a deck of cards needs to have their hands chopped the fuck off.

 

Too bad he can't use it to buy respect.

 

And the ban.

 

Credit goes to Hellcaster.