DEAR LISKULA COHEN

 

YOU ARE A HO AND A SKANK

 

Please, go ahead and file a lawsuit against me for calling you names. I would LOVE to see you try.

Better yet, you dumb whore. Have a judge order me to reveal my name. Sure, you can serve me with a lawsuit, but who says you'll win that lawsuit?

Free speech will always win, you slutty cunt. I can say whatever I want about you, and you can't do a goddamn thing about it but continue to whine. Well, you could blow the judge like you obviously did in this case. I hope that asshole is removed from the bench for his incompetence.

For those of you wondering why I've decided to attack some worthless no-name model who has a penchant for black cock, this dumb slut here:

NO EXCEPTIONS.

 

Got all uppity because some guy on some blog hosted on Google called her out on her sluttiness. So she blew some corrupt judge in Manhattan to force Google to turn over the blog owner's real name (working with the assumption he used his real name in the first place). She intends to serve this guy with a lawsuit for what amounts to hurting her feelings. If that's the worst she's ever been called, she can feel free to email me. By the time I'm finished, she'll be so devastated, she'll commit suicide.

Liskula Cohen, I double-dog dare you to try to file a lawsuit against me. I'm calling you out, you dirty whore. Here's my evidence:

 

I'll be kind enough to attempt to save you the trouble of getting your ass handed to you in court by me and explain why you will lose.

You see, there is no way to factually prove my claims of your sexual promiscuity to be right or wrong, since there is no set definition of what makes one a "slut" or a "skank". Therefore, my words are opinion, and last time I checked, expressing my opinion fell under the protection of the First Amendment of the Constitution. My words did not incite anyone to violence nor did they cause you to lose money. Sure, you could argue that I caused you emotional distress, but do you know how rare it is for those cases to win? I'll not only hand you your dumb ass in front of the no-life paparazzi who probably follow you obsessively, but you'll most likely be forced to pay me at least a couple thousand dollars for wasting my time. I'll take what little of your reputation you still have AND your money. Then I'll go home and write an entire article about it. I guarantee you'll never file another frivolous lawsuit again. The money, I'll probably donate it to someone who deserves it, or I'll create an AngryJerkDotNet legal fund for the inevitable "hate speech" lawsuits that will come from your cronies after you lose, most likely as revenge.

Come on Liskula, sue me. Why don't you try picking on somebody who can actually fight back?

Anyone who wants to, feel free to send her this article. Also, if you know the judge who ordered Google to turn over the blogger's info, send it to him too. I'll be more than happy to put these assholes in their places in the name of the First Amendment.