INTERRACIAL RELATIONSHIPS ARE RACIST

 

"Oh no he didn't!"

Yes, I did.

Yet again, the self-proclaimed "anti-racism" crowd has provoked an AJ Bitchslap™ (I have literally trademarked that for the sole purpose of being able to file frivilous lawsuits against others who use it) for their hypocrisy.

Yesterday I made the mistake of falling for my crackwhore coworker's race-baiting. Seriously, I'm ashamed of myself for my own stupidity here. The bitch made an off-handed remark about some fat blonde white trash skank and her gangsta baby-daddy. I mockingly replied "That's not ugly, that's diversity!" Immediately Bitch tried to fire her Race Lasers at me: "You think it's wrong for a black guy to be with a white girl?"

Did I say that bitch? No, I fucking didn't. And such was my reply. "Did I say that bitch? No, I fucking didn't." Not content to let things go, Bitch replies, "So would you go out with a black girl?" And here is where I made my mistake, replying to this obvious baiting.

Me: No, I'm not into black chicks.

Bitch: So you don't like interracial relationships?

Me: I don't care what other people do, but I prefer to date inside my own race. It's my preference.

Bitch: You're racist!

Me: How the fuck is that racist? It's my own preference!

Bitch: You won't date people who aren't white!

Me: So I'm racist because I prefer to date inside my own race, despite me just saying that I don't care what other people do? Are you smoking fucking crack?

Bitch: That's racist.

Me: Would you date a woman?

Bitch: No, I'm not a lesbian!

Me: You wouldn't date another woman? So that means you hate all women and anyone who dates them, right?

Bitch: What, no! I didn't say that!

Me: And I didn't say that I hate black people or interracial relationships as a whole, now did I?

Bitch: (pause) You're racist!

 

 

At this point, I chose walking away over beating the shit out of this dumb cunt. Thankfully nobody takes her seriously, so any attempts by her to start rumors of me being racist would be dismissed by the predominantly white staff. I have a reputation of excellence to defend me, while she has a reputation of being a batshit crazy crackwhore to defend me.

After going home and pondering all of it, it just didn't make sense. How was it racist to prefer to date within your own race? Several Google searches yielded minor brain damage from beating my head in frustration at the retarded cesspool that is Yahoo Answers. Seriously, have you read that shit? I can just picture those idiots drooling onto their keyboard as they pound out their stupid bullshit.

I digress. The more I got to thinking, the more it just didn't make sense. Then it hit me just as suddenly as this transition to the main point: INTERRACIAL RELATIONSHIPS ARE RACIST.

"DURRR BUT AJ AINT IT DA OPPOSITE???"

No you morons. Check it:

- The anti-racism crowd likes to promote the idea of diversity.

- When a mixed-race couple has a child, the child has the combined traits of both races. A white/black couple will have a child with light-brown skin (commonly referred to as an Oreo).

- The more mixed-race children born, the more interracial relationships increase.

- Given enough time, all races will mold into one race of similarly-colored people, completely erasing "diversity".

 

By having interracial relationships, you're effectively promoting the creation of a master race. And just in case the anti-racists aren't bleeding bad enough from the beating I just gave their "logic", there's more. If most humans are mulattos, over time breeding will dilute skin color and make the human race white again. Oh shit son, guess what? Interracial breeding leads to the eradication of the black race, and the establishment of white supremacy!

Damn I'm fucking good.

So no, I'm not racist bitch. YOU ARE.

Next time some liberal prick tries to guilt you for not being into interracial relationships, just show them this article, and watch the waterworks run. Interracial relationships don't encourage diversity, they destroy it.