AngryJerk.net- You Fail At Surveillance

YOU FAIL AT SURVEILLANCE

LOL BUSTED

Seriously, they couldn't even cloak themselves behind a fucking proxy, or at the very least change their name to something not so obvious?

I did some quick research on Cyveillance, and they're a contracted internet surveillance company who apparently has ties to the MPAA, the RIAA, and the government. I think we all know which one of those is most likely to be interested in this website. It's not like the 31 gigabytes of illegally downloaded movies or the 5 gigabytes of illegally downloaded music that I have are stored on my website's server or something. Nor is that copy of Windows 7 I just pirated, or the copies of Flash 8, Dreamweaver 8, Photoshop CS2, Illustrator CS2 that I downloaded while using my pirated version of Windows XP. Oh, and speaking of movies, I downloaded "Punisher: War Zone". Shit is fucking awesome. Go download it ASAP.

So I'd like to give a big HOO-AH to the armchair generals at the Pentagon who are safe behind their desks giving orders to people who actually have the balls to be on the front lines fighting a bullshit war for corporate interests. Oh no, you guys are watching me! I'm fucking terrified. I'm so terrified, that I'm listening to Pat Benatar sing "Heartbreaker" while I finish writing this so I can go back to watching Ghost Adventures Live. It's okay to laugh guys. I promise I won't tell anyone.

'sides, you know there's nothing illegal on here. I may come close at times, but I stay on the safe side of the law.

Oh, and I can't help my behavior because I have Borderline Personality Disorder. Tomorrow morning I probably won't even remember that I wrote this.

Oh, and while I'm here, a big fuck you to that faggot NC2K on StumbleUpon for dissing my website. I hope your dog gets hit by a semi truck you cocksucker.