MY SITE IS CORRUPTING OUR YOUTH

 

I was fapping to porn while I had my site's email up, when I saw out of the corner of my eye I had a new message. Very few people email me these days, and the ones that do are usually the same old "LOL UR FAT" tripe that I don't bother posting on here. The subject on this new email was "hey asshole." How original, I thought to myself. I clicked it to get it out of the way. I was pleasantly surprised:

 

After verifying that the attachments were not viruses, I immediately ceased my wankage and uploaded this page. I hold no responsibility if you let your 5 year olds read this site and they start acting like, well, angry jerks. Enjoy these audio clips:

 

 

I fear my site will receive an influx of pedophiles now.

 

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