FAN MAIL

 

I decided that it was time to share some of the emails I get. While I don't get a lot of emails from readers either way, this is some of my fanmail.

 

 

From: Perkele

Date: 4/11/08

Subject: Very True Things on Your Site

Hey, Angry_Jerk.  I've been reading some of your updates, and there are some things you've said that I think are very accurate and can connect with. In the one about why music today sucks, you mention rap music and how it promotes being a fucking idiot.  I know all these dumbasses at my school who think they're better than everyone else because they're so ghetto, even though that's nothing to be proud of.  I'm not saying this is all the black people I know. I do know black people who are cool and white people who act like fucktards, but in general, obviously, more blacks act ghetto than whites. What's true also is how you said they're the type of people who'll get all pissed if you look at them wrong.  I experienced just that yesterday.
 
I was in my Earth science class, and we were taking a test in which we had to identify minerals.  I was in line to look at one, and one of those guys who thinks he's so much better than you because he's a ghetto moron was behind me.  I turned around just to see who was there, and he made that obnoxious clicking noise that's so typical of people like him when they get pissed off, if you know what I'm talking about. 
 
He said, "What you lookin' at?" 
 
I replied,"Leave me alone, you fucktard."
 
"You dun say dat ta me!"
 
I knew I had to let him know how he's not as superior as he thinks he is (in fact he's not at all).  I'm pretty sure he thinks this because most white people just accept it when black people act like assholes even though they don't do that for people of their own race (which is racist), so he's gotten the idea that this is ok. Also, since I've seen lots of girls (I am one) take shit from guys like this (and are even attracted to them, as you've mentioned), I was going to be the one giving him shit.  I told him could say whatever I wanted to him because he was an idiot. He was so goddamn surprised and pissed off.  When I was examining the mineral, he demonstrated that he has the attention span of a two-year-old, because after about one minute of me looking at it, he got all whiny and bitched at me to hurry up.  I told him to shut up and that I would take as long as I wanted to.
 
 
Well, today in that class, that same guy threw a notebook across the room for no apparent reason.  My teacher asked who did it, and since I hate the guy who threw it, I pointed at him and said he did it.  He got sent out into the hall, and all of these other ghetto fuckers in my class started calling me a snitch. One of them, who is arguably even more idiotic than the one who I snitched on, said that I should get ready to get beaten down.  This guy is always rapping and talking about how much he loves violence, how many bitches he has, etc.  That reminded me about how you said that these people are reinforcing the stereotypes Martin Luther King Jr. worked to get rid of, while they ironically enough all see him as one of their heros.
 
I know that's a long rant, but I wanted to tell you how I see what you're talking about on your site all the time.

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From: Jenn K.

Date: 10/8/08

Subject: hey asshole

i love your site and so does my son. listen to these clips i took on my cell an post them. please dont put my email adress up tho

jenn

The clips:

 

That's right, I'm in your internets corrupting your youth. AVE VERSUS CHRISTUS!

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From: Thilo S. (For those who are wondering, yes, this is the same Thilo from Ninjapirate.com)

Date: 2/4/09

Subject: ...

Where in the World is Morgan Spurlock's dignity. With that kind of photoshopping skills, you might just become a threat one day.
Ciao

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From: Sky Blue

Date: 6/7/09

Subject: none

AJ,

You are the biggest fucking ass I have ever seen. Damn.... I like you. Ha ha You speak your mind, fuck shit up... Why can't there be more

ass holes out there? If you haven't figured it out yet, I am severally MESSED up person, but I admire you. You are my HERO, man.

What is the title of your book? I will so go out and buy it NOW.

 

Thanks,

Marlena

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From: Michael Coon

Date: 11/23/09

Subject: antidefamation article

Dear angryjerk,

I read your article on the anti-defamamtionleague and enjoyed it. I saw that verse matthew 10-44-48 which of course was changed to love thy enemies verse in todays bible. Could you provide a link where you got your version of that verse?

thanks
mikecoon

 

It's apocryphal.

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From: Ruth B.

Date: 2/20/10

Subject: Hey read this

Angryjerk rules

 

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