THIS LITTLE BASTARD MUST DIE

 

 

 

We've all seen this picture a hundred times or more. With all of the things wrong with this picture, it's very easy for one to simply sum it up as some pussy ass emo kid and move on to the next picture. It wasn't until today that I discovered what was really wrong with this picture:

 

This little fucking faggot is wearing a Nightwish t-shirt. And not only is he wearing a Nightwish t-shirt, but he's wearing one with Tarja Turunen on it. I could possibly have seen my way to forgiving his transgression if it was Nightwish's less talented newer singer, Anette Olzon (but not really). But Tarja Turunen, the black-haired goddess? Hell fucking no.

There's only one way this picture could be worse, and that's if Grace Slick was on his t-shirt. Such a cataclysmic event would have heralded the Emo Apocalypse, where the army of the Phoenix King Angry_Jerk would ride forth and strike down the emo scourge wherever it might reside. It would be a global extermination of emo faggots. And if I couldn't do it myself, I'd send signals into space until a powerful race of aliens answered my call and came to assist me in wiping out the emos. It would probably be the aliens from V, which would rule. I'd have them exterminate the emos, then I'd go and fuck the sadistically sexy Diana:

What does Visitor pussy feel like? I have no idea, but I'm willing to find out. For science.

 

Hot damn, just look at her. You know that bitch is into some kinky bondage shit.

But how dare this little faggot wear a Nightwish shirt. Nightwish is one of my favorite bands. As I type this, I'm jamming to "Wish I Had An Angel". It pisses me off to know that somewhere this Faggotsaurus Rex is probably listening to the same music as me while sitting in his dark bedroom cutting himself. Thanks to him, impressionable morons will forever associate Nightwish with bands like Fall Out Boy and Good Charlotte. If I had to describe my anger level on a scale of 1 to 10, it would be "Fucking pissed".

You people don't understand how bothered I am by this. Look at the fucking picture. Even Tarja's looking up at the viewer, like "Holy shit I'm on a shirt being worn by some fat blubbering vagina." And to make matters worse, the knife is made of fucking plastic. We can't even take solace in the thought that maybe, just maybe, this fucker did the entire universe a favor and cut his wrists. He's even too much of a pussy to do that.

I'm upset. VERY upset. I'm going to shut my lights off now and listen to Ghost Love Score.

My fall will be for you
My love will be in you
If you be the one to cut me
I'll bleed forever

:'(

 

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