AngryJerk.net- I Want to Knock Every Asinine and Hypocritical Tooth Out of Courtland Milloy's Clown Mouth

I WANT TO KNOCK EVERY ASININE AND HYPOCRITICAL TOOTH OUT OF COURTLAND MILLOY'S CLOWN MOUTH

Oh shit guys, looks like I just committed hate speech.

So basically, this douchebag working for the the Washington Post (a roll of toilet paper that can also be read like a newspaper) is trying to equate opponents of the recently-passed health care law with a handful of racists who only hate Obama because he's black. The source article can be found here, but you'll need to create an account or use BugMeNot to read it all.

Mr. Courtland Milloy had this hateful little diatribe for people who protested the health care bill:

"I know how the 'tea party' people feel, the anger, venom and bile that many of them showed during the recent House vote on health-care reform. I know because I want to spit on them, take one of their Obama Plan White Slavery signs and knock every racist and homophobic tooth out of their Cro-Magnon heads."

Yeah? Well Mr. Milloy, I would like to see you go ahead and try to assault me. I'd throw your ass to the ground and bust your teeth with the heel of my size 14 boot, you fucking prick.

Oh I'm sorry, did you find that offensive? Too fucking bad. If this piece of shit were anyone else, he'd be out of a job and have several lawsuits pending against him. Don Imus got raped for calling a female basketball team "nappy-headed hoes", so why the double standard? I guess white people aren't allowed to point and say "DAS RACIS'!"?

You want to know how fucked up the legal system is in this country? If Mr. Milloy were to find this article (and I pray that he does, because I want him to raise his blood pressure and give himself a heart attack reading about what an asshole he is), not only could he sue me for imaginary damages, but I could also be brought up on federal-level charges because he's a minority? Hey blacks, doesn't it feel great knowing that your government is effectively giving you the same classification as an endangered species of animal?

Yeah, in the United Soviet Socialist Republic of America, this man can make all kinds of tantalizing threats and get away with it because of his skin color, but if you so much as tell him to shut the fuck up in response, you have to pay him $5,000 or more and you face jail time.

What does Mr. Milloy look like? This:

Goddamn, put some face paint on this guy and he could make a fortune at children's parties as Millo the Clown. HONK HONK! Hey kids, wanna see me poop out of my mouth?

Seriously, you don't publically make threats of violence towards people because you don't agree with their opinions. Especially when your home address and telephone number are publically available on WhitePages.com:

Now, I am in no way whatsoever encouraging any readers to take their beef with this man away from the confines of contemptuous text on the internet and into his personal life. In fact, I explicitly condemn such actions, because they are immoral. So don't do anything malicious with the info that I posted for purely informational purposes, got it people? Since I've made it perfectly clear that I only posted this information so Mr. Milloy can see how readily available it is and NOT to encourage my readers to fuck with him, I hereby absolve myself of all blame for any illicit activities involving said information.

Mr. Milloy, I implore you to rethink your words and ways. Such hateful diatribe only serves to cause further racial divides, and pisses on the work of great men like Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. who strived for racial equality. I hope you can meet the same realizations that I have regarding hate crime laws, and understand and accept as I do that free speech is a double-edged sword. We may have dissenting opinions, but at the end of the day we're all still human beings.

But I doubt you will, because you seem like a racist piece of shit.