CONTACT ME

 

Fan mail and hate mail are always appreciated. If it's fan mail, I'll omit your email address and last name. Hate mail, I'm posting everything.

If you are by some freak chance a member of the press and wish to initiate correspondence with me regarding this website and/or its material, my email address is at the bottom of every single page on this website. As of this time, the volume of emails I receive is low, but if you wish to distinguish yourselves as members of the press, make your subject line "Media" or some variant of it.

If you are a member of the press looking to use a sample of my writing or something I made in your works, all I require are two things:

-Email me and ask permission first.

-Credit me appropriately for the content you use. A link to the original article is greatly preferred, but if your employer doesn't allow the linking of adult content or whatever inane classification this site falls under these days, crediting my moniker "Angry_Jerk" will suffice.

There will be no charge to use my content if you ask first. However, by using my content without my permission, you consent to me hassling you, your family, your close associates, and your coworkers non-stop until you pay me a ransom of $5,000. I don't expect to have to do this, since all you need to do is email me and ask nicely.

For legal information, please see this page. Send any legal notices to this address.

 

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