TROLLED!: CHRISTIANITY BOARD

 

Remember Hellcaster? The guy who sent the last BANNED! in? Yeah, well he sent in another one. This time, he hassled some lame ass Christians:

 

Since the screencaps are hella large, click on each image to read it.

 

This guy doesn't know how it works. You and Jesus are never a team. You're Jesus's bitch for eternity.

 

Kriss probably freebases acid in her spare time.

 

ChefGuy85 is probably fat and has acne. In fact, change his name to ChefGuy87, and we're not that much different, other than the fact he's most likely as real of a chef as Chef Boyardee.

 

Of course God can see you from all the way up there. He works for the NSA.

 

But I thought the Bible said to turn the other cheek?

 

Credit goes to Hellcaster.