TROLLED!: ANKAEO

 

I'll be frank. I haven't had the motivation to do a new BANNED! in a while, since I thought the first one was a flop. However, after realizing that I couldn't go to sleep because I had a slice of strawberry shortcake before bed, I decided to go troll this forum one of my buddies pointed out to me. I pulled together my new alter-ego, Mr. Teeny, the angry midget who sounds an awful lot like Maddox. I honestly have no idea what this forum is even about, but I trolled it anyway. Prepare for epic lulz.

 

It's always good to start off on the right foot by posting an intro:

 

I didn't really watch the video. I was just looking for an excuse to justify cruelty to animals.

 

Someone in this thread was arrogant enough to say his own band was the best. I should get him to write for my website.

 

I bet this guy is in college and majors in psychology because he thinks he's superior to everyone.

 

The Rock is going to layeth the smackdown on your roody-poo candy ass, you goddamn jabroni.

 

(Insert cliche fat joke about this guy trying to eat his laptop)

 

Have yourself a merry little Christmas:

 

In short, I think this time, BANNED! was epic. If you disagree, I'm going to give you a Rock Bottom through a table.

 

UPDATE: Even the owner of Ankaeo likes my site. After sending me a blank email with the subject line "Nice one, dickface.", he sent me another email saying:

"As much of a dick as you are, though, nice layout. I like the links. XD!!"

Bitches don't know about my victims sending me fanmail.

 

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