AngryJerk.net- About this Site

ABOUT THIS SITE

What is this site?

This site is dedicated to the guaranteed right all humans should have: FREEDOM OF SPEECH.

We are generally trained to not be outspoken unless the majority deems our views "appropriate". In a world dominated by such beliefs, those who do express such views are labeled as bad guys and looked down upon by others. In extreme cases, these people are even physically assaulted, arrested, or branded with mental "disorders". Society is punishing individualism in favor of groupthink. If it weren't for individualism, the human race would still be in the Stone Age.

Throughout the world, laws to stifle "inappropriate speech" are being passed under the guise of protecting those the speech is directed towards. In other words, if you have a special interest group to represent you, you can pay off lawmakers to make others conform to your beliefs. As justification for the erosion of free speech, we're told that "hate speech" can incite others to commit violent acts towards groups of people. At the head of the movement to censor unpopular opinion is the United Nations, an entity who falsely believes it has the right to breach its member nations' sovereignty by telling them how they should govern their people. The United States has been the most resilient nation when it comes to repelling the UN's attempts to breach its sovereignty. However, with the election of Barack Obama, this is beginning to change.

As an ardent supporter of free speech, I have no reservations about speaking my mind or expressing my thoughts, no matter how "controversial", "hateful", or "inappropriate" they may be. I support my right to use racial stereotypes just as I support your right to complain about my usage of them. However, when you attempt to criminalize my words, I take offense, and it just makes me that much more outspoken.

Aside from free speech, I also support having fun at other people's expense. Sometimes my opinions aren't serious and are simply meant to inflame. My tendency to hold controversial opinions can make it difficult at times for the reader to determine if I'm serious or not. I allow the reader to formulate their own opinion, and I laugh at any inaccuracies made by them.

I don't believe that people always need to be serious, and I openly mock anyone who is always serious. This is the idea behind "Trolled", a series where I (or a guest) goes to a web forum and makes fun of the people posting there. If someone is bothered by text on a computer screen written by someone who they don't know, they deserve every bit of anguish they feel.

This site is meant to be read with both a sense of humor and an objective mindset. If you take offense to something on here, chances are you aren't reading this with either.

Who are you?

I'm the guy who calls your house at 3 AM and makes a dick joke. I'm the man who screams "Nigger" at the top of his lungs at an Obama rally. I'm the person getting thrown out of the department store for saying "Penis" over their PA system. I'm the parent who has their kids reenact scenes from the movie "Scarface". I'm the part of you that finds humor in that retarded person. I'm every single morally unsound thing you've ever wanted to do but were too afraid to do because of what others might think.

Frequently Asked Questions

While I don't generally receive a lot of detailed emails from readers (they exist, I swear it!), I do receive many similar comments and questions from people at forums I hang out at or that I personally show the site to. I also assume that my readers have some of the same questions, but are too lazy to send me an email addressing them. I will update this as needed.

"Are you really a racist?"

No, I'm not. This article describes my true feelings on racism.

"Were you serious about what you said in (article)?"

Maybe, maybe not. If you can't figure it out on your own that's your problem.

"Can I post a link to your site on my own?"

I was surprised to learn that there are still people who get pissed at the idea of someone linking them without asking permission first. Are you guys fucking serious? Hotlinking images is one thing, but to get pissed off that someone thought your site was cool enough to share is absurd. Of course anyone may link to my website without asking. However, if you're going to plagiarize my work with the intent of personal gain, I can't be held responsible if your website/email address/bank account gets broken into with the intent of causing you ruination. I also can't be held responsible if you receive an influx of junk mail at your home or work addressed to "Tyrone Niggerdick", or if you are bombarded with calls from telemarketers asking for the same person.

"Can we trade links?"

I don't trade or exchange links with anybody. Either you like my website enough to link it or you don't. The same applies for your website. You're always welcome to send me a link to your site and ask me to check it out. If I like it, I'll link to it. If not, I'll be more than happy to give you some pointers that I feel would improve your writing. However, I'm not going to just link your site so you'll link to mine.

"What's your beef with Prison Planet? You seem to agree with most of what they say, so why do you dislike them?"

Alex Jones (the owner) is nothing more than a fear monger, and I also suspect he might have ties to intelligence organizations. I admit I read the site daily for its purveyance of stories that the mainstream media ignores or doesn't give enough attention to. However, the articles written by its staff are biased and poorly-sourced. It's also very fun to rile up the average "Truthseeker" and watch them try to prove my obvious bullshit wrong with loosely-interpreted quotes made by prominent members of society.

"What's with the bird in your logos?"

It's a phoenix, a mythological creature which goes up in flames and is reborn from its own ashes. No, I'm not some kind of basement-dwelling nerd who likes wizards and shit. I just like the bird.

"Are you a devil-worshipper?"

No. I don't believe in worshipping anything or anyone, regardless of whether or not they exist. If the story of Satan rebelling against God is true, then Satan is only worthy of respect. A supreme being who has the power to make things better but chooses not to is not worthy of respect let alone pledging undying servitude to. I'm a free man and I will do as I please.

"Do you idolize Hitler?"

Only for his excellent speaking skills, his adherence to his principles regardless of what others felt, and the massive impact he had on mankind's history.

"Is Señor Juan a real person?"

Yes and no. Juan is a friend of mine from Philadelphia who came to America from Mexico the legal way. His English isn't poor, but I still like to chide him about his ethnicity. The head I crudely Photoshop into pictures involving him is really him, and it's his least favorite picture of himself. The video on my YouTube account is of some random guy I recorded at some shitty concert in a park with the intent of using him to rip on Juan. Yes, the "TROLLED!" posting was him, yes, he made that one Flash movie, but no, he's not actively involved with this website despite my attempts to get him to be. I have since fallen out of contact with him.

"Where do you stand on the political spectrum?"

If I absolutely have to lump myself in with a bunch of morons, I would say I'm more Conservative than anything. In my own words, I'm pro-Constitution. I support the basic rights entitled to us, but I am against going to war unless we are attacked first or there is an obviously imminent threat.

"What's your obsession with Grace Slick?"

I think a more fitting question is, what kind of faggot could possibly not find this woman hot:

Yeah she's like 70 now, but that's why I'm building a time machine.

"Maddox wannabe, blah blah blah."

Eat a dick.