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I Admire Hitler And Agree With The Columbine Shooters

 

Most people think 4/20's all about weed. Fuck those people. Fuck them right in the ear with the biggest blackest nigger dick. 4/20 is all about Hitler and Columbine.

I don't get why people always make Hitler out to be the worst person ever. If anything, he was one of the greatest leaders of the 20th century. I'd rather have Hitler as my country's leader than Bush, Clinton, or Obama. The only bad thing about him was that he rounded up a bunch of Jews and gassed them. Don't get me wrong. I love genocide. In fact, I think we need to wipe out the Japanese, the French, and the Mexicans. But Hitler made the biggest mistake by trying to kill the Jews. Because he did that, Jews can play the discrimination card whenever you say something bad about them. Leader of Iran dislikes Israel? Let's call him the next Hitler and make shit up about what he supposedly said. Congressman points out absurd amount of money received from pro-Israeli lobby, and their massive influence on US politics? Call him a racist and say he's stereotyping.

The fact is, Hitler was a great leader who made a stupid mistake. Why waste the Waffen-SS on rounding up undesirables when you could be using them to take Britain? In fact, Hitler's original plan was to take Britain, then use the Royal Navy to ship all the Jews to Madagascar, which really isn't that evil if you think about it. Mass-relocating the Jews to someone else's land so they can claim it as their own. It's not like it wouldn't have happened anyway. Hitler's charisma and ability to speak was second to none.

People claimed the Columbine shooters were Nazis. That's bullshit. In fact, Dylan Klebold was Jewish. Yeah, they drew swastikas and complained about niggers. So do I. Does that mean I'm going to go postal and kill a bunch of people?

Truthfully, those people brought it on themselves. People say "Eric and Dylan were pussies who couldn't cope with bullying" or "They should have kicked the bullies' asses." Yeah, except it's two scrawny nerds against like 20 meathead jocks. Try going to school and having four faggot ass football players hassle you in the showers because you're smaller than them or they don't like your haircut. Or try being stuffed into a locker while the teachers stand there and laugh at it. Schools out in Bumblefuck are big on football, and let the jocks get away with all kinds of shit simply because they don't want them kicked off the team. Shit, I would have shot some motherfuckers too if I had to deal with that kind of stupidity.

You pick on these kids horrendously, then cry because they got sick of it and decided to kill some of the morons giving them a hard time? The real victims were the shooters, not the people they shot.

However, people like Seung-Hui Cho and that guy in Illinois are fucking pussies. Cho waited until college to kill people for bullying that occured in high school. What kind of shit is that? So because you were picked on in high school, you're going to kill some random people in college who had nothing to do with it? What a crock of shit. When school shooters look like this:

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Seung-Hui Cho

 

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Steven Kazmierczak

 

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Robert Hawkins

 

You know America is going downhill. Seriously. A fucking gook beat the record for most deaths in a school shooting. Foreigners outdo Americans AGAIN. This is bullshit, people. We need to rise up and show the world we're the most violent people on the Earth, and no foreigner is going to change that.

If Eric and Dylan saw the kind of people who would follow their example, I think they'd have reconsidered their actions. Either that or tracked down and killed them for being pussies. Look at Robert Hawkins. He doesn't look like the kind of person who would kill 8 people. He looks like the kind of person you'd see at a Green Day concert trying to overdose on Nyquil or something. And the other guy has a goddamn lazy eye. A fucking lazy eye. Even our killers are becoming pussies.

This country is failing. Seriously. Anyway, happy 4/20!

 

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